Lulu and Her Grandma
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a
sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took
them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway
when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told
her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free
oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's
awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from
all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered
and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How
do you do it?"
Grandma replied, Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures
out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted!
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