Night Classes for Men
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
EACH
COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.
TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. STEP BY STEP,
WITH SLIDE
PRESENTATION.
TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE
HOLDERS? ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.
TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE
OF LIFTING THE SEAT
UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP PRACTICE.
TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY
HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.
TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN
THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.
TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER. HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.
TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING
IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN
WHILE
SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.
TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL
TO YOUR HEALTH.
GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.
TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. REAL LIFE
TESTIMONIALS.
TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS
SHE PARALLEL PARKS. DRIVING SIMULATION.
TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
MOTHER AND WIFE.
ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.
TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION RELAXATION.
EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.
TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING
BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING
WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS
AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.
**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
SURVIVORS.
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