The Maternity Ward
A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is
asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present
at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband", she replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having the baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn
you before you see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on
my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted
a job
in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's
really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask
you these
awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has
blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see
I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy
also
involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's
really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your
baby has
slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly
hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie,
I
really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and
presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give
baby a slap on the rear. The baby starts crying and the mother
exclaims, "Well thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?!" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I
had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."
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