More Powerful Than a Locomotive
There was an old couple that had been happily married for over
60 years. Now, in their 80's the wife was seeing that the spark
had gone out of their sex life.
She spoke to a couple of friends around the senior community
and her best friend had suggested that she be more spontaneous
and adventurous in bed.
Not being very imaginitive, she went to a news stand and saw
a comic book with Superman and Lois Lane on the cover embraced
in a romantic kiss. This gave her an idea.
That night, at bedtime, the husband got into bed and was ready
for a good night's sleep when his wife burst out of the bathroom
naked except for a red cape.
In a comic heroic voice she cries, "Super Pussy!"
The husband looked back at her and said, "I'll have the
soup."
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