New Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing
some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice
anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look.
Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be
hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING
DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, Shoulda
bought a hat."
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