New Dog Breeds Recognised By The American Kennel Club

  1. Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

  2. Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot

  3. Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

  4. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

  5. Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

  6. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

  7. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

  8. Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

  9. Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

  10. Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents.

  11. Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

  12. Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

  13. Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end



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