Nun Interior Decorating
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the
last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not
get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide
to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint
in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock
at the door.
'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns.
'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that
no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they
open the door.
'Nice boobs,' says the man. 'Where do you want the blinds?
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