Old Folks
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man
told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself,
"My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been
much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew
the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken
off my panty hose!
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