On Vacation
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes
to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake the wife decides to take
the boat out anyway. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side
the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
doing?"
"Reading a book.", she replies. (thinking "isn't
that obvious?")
"Your in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assualt."
says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden.
"Thats true, but you have all the equipment."
The officer let the woman go.
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