Osama bin Laden And The Genie
Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin'
me nothing," barked Bin Laden.
The genie pleaded, "But Master, I must grant you a wish
or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience
of it all, said, "Okay, okay. I want to wake up with three
white American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it."
Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed, "Now leave
me alone!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared
back into the bottle.
The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbit,
Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health
insurance!
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