Out of Sight, Out of Mind
A man left for work one Friday afternoon.
But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the
entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire
paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with
a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or
three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he
could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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