Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only
about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket.
So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called
him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn
tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about
20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little
fun each day. It's important.
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