Practices Make Perfect
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with that sign.
So the doctors changed it to "Hysteria's and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either.
In an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign
to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs
down again.
Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal Retentives."
Still not good.
How about "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no
go.
Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and
Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks", "Loons and
Moons" work, either.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with
a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council,
- "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends"
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