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"Remember the Great Quake of '85, when all the people
in California surfed to Denver?"
- Robin Williams, Reality - What a Concept
"I remember World War III, all 45 seconds of it. That
was when President Carter came up and said 'Thank you very much,
you're on your own.'"
- Robin Williams, Reality - What a Concept
"There are no winners in a nuclear holocaust except maybe
a guy with two heads saying, 'Did we win?', 'Yeah, We won.'"
- Robin Williams, Live from San Francisco
August 31st, 2003
My father sent this to me.
Let me tell you, first of all, that I tried to
validate this via the internet and I found nothing to contradict
it. Still, I'm not certain it is his. It doesn't have his style
to it. I've read enough of Robin Williams and heard enough of
his concerts to understand where he would stand on this politically.
And I can officially say that "I'm not sure". The
last sentence is definitely his. It's from the 2002, Broadway
stand up.
But as for the rest, the other stuff I've heard
from other writers and it smells of the "fake
Carlin message".
This essay is conservative. Williams is somewhat
liberal bordering on radical.
So, let me for the fun of this site take it as
legitimate. And take this for what its worth.
Enjoy.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)...
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace. So, here's one:
- The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and
the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere"
again.
- We will withdraw our troops from all over
the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
- All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would
welcome them.
- All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one
from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't
like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
- No "students" over age 21. The
older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,
they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
- The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
have to cope for a while.
- Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it,
we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell
their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the
storage sites would be enough.)
- If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can
pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if anything.
- Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends
here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter
or lockup for illegal aliens.
- All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans"
any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or
LEAVE!
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your
poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball
bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me!!?'"
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