
Day 17 - The Inevitible Boredom
"Feelin' fine."
- Homer Simpson's typewritten message from Treehouse of
Horror: The Shinning (The spoof on "The Shining").
"What do you think of my work, Marge? No beer and no TV
make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do! ARRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
- Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson from Treehouse of Horror:
The Shinning (The spoof on "The Shining").
June 17th, 2004
Okay, while I seem to be halucinating... it is
good wholesome family entertainment and it really should not
be missed.
It is June 17th and I'm really starting to feel
pull of the television - if for nothing else, for just something
to do. That blank faced siryn waits and pulls with the force
of an army promising me cool shows watched and unwatched. I
had not anticipated the complete and total lack of hobbies and
a social life to be a large stumbling block. However, when I
removed the time consuming activity of television watching...
well, I really should have planned it out better than I did.
My buddy, Brian, wrote to me after reading the
first part of this rant and tried to cheer me up.
Here's the letter:
| DUDE!
You and I are definitely in sync here!
But I've been reducing the number
of hours I watch TV because TV has forced me to! For
me, for a while, the only things worth watching were:
24 (three seasons of one of the BEST shows ever made.
I made a point NEVER to miss a second. If you haven't
seen it, rent the DVD's!), Keen Eddie (this is a clever,
amusing crime drama about a NYPD cop transplanted in
London. Excellent), and the last Frasier (I will miss
David Angell). 24 is over, Keen Eddie is nowhere to
be found, and Frasier has had its series finale.
What CAN I watch????!!!
Today's sitcoms are the worst tripe
ever foisted upon mankind! The plots have been rehashed
and refried to the point of ad nauseum. Let me guess,
is it about some working class slob married to a clever
wife who'll withhold the lovin' if his antics are found
out?
The jokes are so obvious I can see
them 10 minutes ahead of time, and they're not funny.
They're made for IDIOTS! Remember Home Improvement?
That was the most popular show in the U.S.? Figures!
What are the others? Cop, lawyer,
or hospital dramas. Definitely beginning bottom feeding.
"Reality" shows? Sorry, I can't get into them.
The only one I did was the first Amazing Race. It was
made EXTREMELY exciting by the fact that a good buddy
of mine was a contestant. He and his buddy from the
show are getting a show of their own.
Well, I have found myself watching
a whole lotta NOTHIN' lately and, like you, the guilt
is rising in the back of my brain like vomit from my
spleen.
I don't know if I'll swear off,
but I will commit to being more productive
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He means well. He really does. And I appreciate
it. It's great having him as a comerade in arms. But to me,
it's like showing me a White Castle burger when I've been on
a month long hunger fast.
As Pink Floyd has said in The Wall - How will
I fill the empty spaces? How will I complete the wall? It's
now having an over abundance of time that's the problem and
having a definite need to unwind. It's almost impossible to
differentiate from television withdrawral. An inevitable caveat
has been to not drive everyone around me nuts. If my wife lets
me live to the end of the month, I'll know where I stand on
television.*
On the up side, I've been reading more. Which
for the most part is good. I've killed 3 books so far
with one on the way. Two of them were even entertaining. The
first book was one on the fundementals of Buddhism (plus a quickie
- the Nobel prize winning Siddartha). That was interesting
and most likely the birthplace of the idea of giving up TV.
Okay, fair enough. Two and a half weeks of no TV (special exception
of Reagan's Funeral).
The second book was the autobiography of Jack
Welch (Jack: Straight from the Gut). This was purely
for motivation and management lessons. If you work for a large
corporation like I do and want to get a snapshot of an executive's
mind, I recommend you reading that. It's a good story with good
pointers.
The third book, which I've found to be the most
useful is called Driven to Distraction. It's about adult
attention deficit disorder. It is a condition I believe I've
grown up with and has spurred me onto seeking help to combat
it (however, I'm only going to do this after I've confirmed
it with a doctor. The doctor who self examines has a fool for
a patient.) I ate that book in a matter of days - which for
me is an accomplishment considering that the only time I take
to read is on the bus. I've expanded my reading time for the
weeknights now.
Continuing on my weeknight and bus ride reading
extravaganza, I picked up the sixth book of Stephen King's
Dark Tower Series: Song of Susannah. I'm about 130 pages
into it and it is promising to be a great chapter in an already
thrilling series. If you are a Stephen King fan, I don't have
to tell you any more than this. And if you are a REAL Stephen
King fan, you've already finished it. Don't tell me how it ends,
I'm on a good pace.
On the slate are a couple more ADD books, including
one on how an ADD person can keep better organized. That is
competing with a book I've already purchased on the evils of
TV entitled Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television.
If it turns out to be a Christian idiocy book, I promise you
I'll burn it. However from skimming it, I don't see that as
the case. Then there are the two president autobiographies I
want to read. Reagan's An American Life and Clinton's
My Life. Clinton's book comes out on the 22nd. I think
the two bios will have to wait and if I get on another government
tear the pillars of society may crumble.
I have a lot of reading to do.
The downside is that the sales for a lot of good
DVD's have been extraordinary. Plus I'm bored SHITLESS!!!
I have bought all but one of the Jack Ryan movies
from The Hunt for Red October to Clear and Present
Danger. The only one I haven't bought is the one with Ben
Affleck and I'm in no rush. When Affleck learns to close his
mouth while acting, I'll consider buying the movie.
The Simpson's 4th Season just came out and I'm
drooling for it.
I've bought The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
on DVD (it was a bargain) along with John Wayne's The Quiet
Man (another bargain). Buying movies is an art form. Buy
only the good ones. Those two are classics.
I bought Love Actually. I know it's mush
but I like a good English comedy.
The 1967 Animated Spider-man series just came
out on DVD. That's a big piece of nostalgia for me and I'm dying
to get it - but not too quick. I'm a GIGANTIC SPIDER-MAN FAN!!!
(Hey, I'm a founder of the Marvel Universe Yahoo Club) Spider-man
RULES!!! At the same time, I'm a realist and remember that Ralf
Bakshi should be broiled in his own juices for using cheap animation
gimmicks. I learned my lesson after purchasing Lord of the
Rings (animated) and Wizards. After reevaluating Wizards years after I bought it on VHS, I hated it so much
I left the tape on the ground in the middle of the living room for the dogs
to chew up. They wouldn't have it. Who says dogs don't have
good taste? Don't even get me started on Cool World.
I may wait a few months and try to get it off
of Half.com.
What I really want to buy is the first season
and pilot of Northern Exposure. Now that I'm reading
more philosophy, I want to listen to Chris' radio narrations
and see if there is any real insight to them.
Right now, though, I'm going through some serious
TV withdrawral. It's a war at this point. I sit there in front
of the television reading a book and it stares back at me without
making a sound. The silence in the house is deafening. The TV
with eternal patience pleads, "Please come back, I'll be
good. I promise." Then in the same breath challenges me
by saying,"You know you want it. You know you need me.
All these DVD's are going to waste unwatched. Come on. Play
me."
I coyly look back at the television and say,
"One month. That's what I said, 'one month'. You have to
live without me for that long. You better be worth my while
because I have more books... and I'm starting to like em."
Progress Report
- Day 23
* - Did you think I was ranting before this month long TV
fast. My wife is the sole recipient of my anger and fury in
our household. If I don't calm down soon, I'm certain some night
she'll smother me with a pillow in my sleep.
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