Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is going through the woods to grandma's
house when she sees a wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf
jumps up and runs
away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the
wolf jumps up and runs away.
About a half of a mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind
a rock.
"My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you leave
me alone?! I'm trying to take a shit!!"
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