Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is going through the woods to grandma's house when she sees a wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs
away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About a half of a mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you leave me alone?! I'm trying to take a shit!!"



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