Redneck Glossary
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What you do with dead folks.
Catscan - Searching for the cat.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Tablet - A small table to change babies on.
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the train
station.
Tumor - More than one.
Varicose - Near by.
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