Screw Or Swim
BECAREFUL WHO YOU MESS WITH!!!!!!!!!
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the
bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin'
my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me...
tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have
a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my
boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and
I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave.
She couldn't swim!"
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at
the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin'
my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to
me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here! She said 'Can
I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a
ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much
further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said,
'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't
swim!"
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John
down there cryin' over a beer.
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin'
my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette
came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to
here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have
a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in
my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further
than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits
and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants...
she had a dick, Dave! She had a great BIG dick, Dave, and I
CAN'T SWIM!"
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