Sex Is Good For You
I received this recently in the form of a bizarre chain letter.
- Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person
is sexually active or not? Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific
tests find that when women make love they produce amounts
of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
- Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
- Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during
that romantic dinner.
- Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
- Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
- The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex crazy!
- Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM or XANAX.
- Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
- Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
- A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat ASTHMA and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around
the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot
Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving
this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't then you will never receive good sex again for
the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate,
and your genitals will rot and fall off.
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