Sex Quotes
- "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."
- Tom Clancy
- "You know "that look" women get when they
want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin
- "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
- "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night."
- Rodney Dangerfield
- "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was
dirty."
- Woody Allen
- "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
- George Burns
- "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your
dog vacation at the taxidermist."
- Matt Barry
- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope."
- Camille Paglia
- "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
- George Burns
- "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean
that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision."
- Henry Miller
- "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is
the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
- Lynn Lavner
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