The Sins Of Youth
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and
yellow.
An old man sitting there just stared at him. Every time the
young man looked, the old man was staring at him.
Finally, the young man said sarcastically, "What's the
matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk
once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you
were my son."
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