A Spit In Time
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court.
He had a long-standing obsession with nuzzling the beautiful
Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon
Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold
coins to arrange it.
Without hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to
the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while
she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only
a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure
the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for
the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and
for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could
have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could
never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no
payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose
of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.
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