25 Lines from Star Wars that Can be Improved if You Substitute
the Word "Pants"
- A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in
the presence of my old master.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants,
up or down.
- She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment
down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
- These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got
it where it counts.
- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
I suggest we use it.
- Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more
time!
- General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
- I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
TK-421. . .
- Why aren't you in your pants?
- Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
- Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was
brought on board.
- You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
Luke. . .
- Help me take...these pants off.
- Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
- That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
- Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants
more heavily guarded than this.
- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
- Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!
- Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants
at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
- Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
- Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken
control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more
troops arrive.
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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