The Streaker
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall when a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life is
boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00 I'd take
my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up
five dollars.
As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out
of his clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front
door of the town hall, followed by loud applause.
The streaker burst out through the front door surrounded by
a cheering crowd.
"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.
"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize
for The Best Dried Arrangement!"
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