Sunbathing
A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation
time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she
sunbathed, she wore a red bathing suit.
However on the second day, she felt a little more adventurous.
She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan figuring
that no one could see her way up there. She'd hardly began when
she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her
stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said a flustered little (out of
breath) assistant manager of the hotel. "The Hilton doesn't
mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate
you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"
"What difference does it make", Joan asked rather
calmly. "No one can see me up here on the roof and besides,
I'm covered with a towel."
"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the
embarrassed little man. "You are lying on the dining room
skylight."
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