Three Good Arguments That Jesus Was....

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother".
   
   
2. He liked Gospel.
   
   
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business
   
   
2. He lived at home until he was 33
   
   
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
   
   
2. He had wine with every meal.
   
   
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair
   
   
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
   
   
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married
   
   
2. He was always telling stories
   
   
3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
   
   
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
   get it
   
   
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.
   

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