Something to Offend Everyone
- What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
- Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
- Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded
baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
- What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter
than the other?
A speech impediment.
- What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying
at half-mast?
They're hiring.
- Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future either.
- What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under
each arm?
A pimp.
- Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use
the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
- What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front
of the cage, along with a recipe.
- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the
F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
- What's the difference between a northern fairytale and
a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe
this shit..."
- My, my, how time have changed. Years ago...When 100 white
men chased
1 black man, we called it the KuKluxKlan; Today they call
it the PGA TOUR.
- Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides..
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