Putting The Twinkle In Her Eyes
The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love
with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her
knees,she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her
body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and
she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished
shaggin my chick, I get out of bed, walk over to the window
and wipe my dick on the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the
fucking roof
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