The Van Gogh Family Tree
His brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
His brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: UGogh
The fruit-loving cousin: Man Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Po Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay
Gogh.
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