While On The Bus...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following,
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
(I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!)
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