WHO AM I?
I'M ABOUT 8 INCHES LONG.
MY FUNCTIONING IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
I'M USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT
ACTION.
I BOAST A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL
HOLE AT THE
OTHER.
IN USE, I'M INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING.
THERE I'M THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES
IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, I LEAVE BEHIND A JUICY,
FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING
FROM THE
OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM MY LONG GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS
HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
I RETURN TO MY FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER
BIT OF
ACTION.
HOPEFULLY, I WILL REACH MY BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES
A DAY, BUT
OFTEN IT IS MUCH LESS.
WHO AM I ??
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS
NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY OWN....
TOOTHBRUSH !!!!!!!!!!!
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
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