Why E-Mail Is Like a Penis
- Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut
off.
- Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow
inferior.
- Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think
it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about
it.
- Many of those who don't have it would like to try it - A
phenomenon psychologists call "E-Mail Envy."
- It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get
any real work done.
- In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to the survival of the species.
- Some people still think that's the only thing it should
be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
- If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
- If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and
more difficult to think coherently.
- We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its
actual size and influence warrant.
- If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you
into a lot of trouble.
- If you play with it too much, you could go blind.
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